Of the drinking holidays that exist, there may only be three others it competes with. St. Patrick's Day (which is still #1), New Year's Eve & Halloween (surprised? Those girls in the slutty costumes have to stay warm somehow!) And while the other holidays are all equally fun & encourage drinking, Cinco De Mayo is the only one that typically is accompanied by delicious food. Chips, Guacamole, Tacos, Burritos, etc. The Irish and their corned beef and cabbage can't even compete (ssshhhhh don't tell my family that!) And the overpriced meal you pay for with NYE may be delicious, but you could have twelve Chipotle burritos for that one appetizer. And we all know you can't eat on Halloween if you are going to be wearing scandalous clothing. Good thing I always dress like a homeless person or grungy, I love food too much to sacrifice dressing like a whore in exchange for food.
Yes Cinco De Mayo may just be the best drinking/eating holiday out there. It's warm enough because it's Spring, you get to eat wonderful food, & you aren't required to spend the holiday with family but rather friends. Which means less stress and more time to enjoy the holiday for what it's worth, food & alcohol. No politics, religion, or other b*llsh*t. Sounds perfect to me!!
Just remember, if you're going to drink make sure you don't drive. The cops are going to be out in full force tonight. If you need a ride home (with your car) check these guys out!. And for those of you looking for a great guacamole recipe, check this out!
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